DUI BBQ?

Sometimes conversations just seem to take a wild leap into the unknown. Last night someone brought up the fact that they bought a motorcycle and were offered to drive it home but they were drunk. Now that sounds perfectly ok, however it then decended into if you had to drink drive "drive slow and do it with a gun next you". This is the normal point that you have to convince yourself not to ask why, unfortunately the reason was promptly offered. Apparently its "the number of free meals you can get", welcome to #linux-noob on efnet!

I know that it doesn't sound like the general conversation you would have in a linux help channel but hey thats IRC!